Day 5 - God Jul!

Merry Christmas! God Jul! Sretan Bozic! Glredelig Jul! Vrolijk Kerstfeest! Ruumsaid juuluplhi! Hyvaajoulua! Joyeux Noel! Bo Nada! Froehliche Weihnachten! Kala Christouyenna! Mele Kalikimaka! Shub Naya Baras! Selamat Hari Natal! Shinnen Omedeto! Sung Tan Chuk Ha! Natale hilare et Annum Faustum! Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu! Linksmu Kaledu! Sreken Bozhik! Meri Kirihimete! Merry Keshmish! Maligayan Pasko! Feliz Natal! Sarbatori vesele! Srozhdestvom Kristovym! Hristos se rodi!Feliz Navidad! Maligayamg Pasko! Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal! Sawadee Pee Mai! Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun! Srozhdestvom Kristovym!Naya Saal Mubarak Ho! Chung Mung Giang Sinh! Nadolig Llawen! E ku odun, e ku iye'dun! Xronia Polla! if u guess more than 3.. ill send u a card..

Day 4 - Kronene i Håvet

we went up the hills todae to look at where the former danish, swedish n norwegian kings carved their names on the rocks.. forgot the actual purpose of dat.. but it was a tiresome climb all the way up.. V made sure ofdat.. but when we got all the way up.. we settled fer a nice game of poker.. on the way up we stopped by tis frozen lake.. n wasted tyme glidin on it.. had tonz of nice pics bout dat but verena HAD to delete them or sumthin.. yea dats the frozen lake up there but dat was on the way down.. least dat pic isnt gone.. when we got back we put up the tree.. ya i noe.. whu puts up the tree a dae b4 xmas.. well we bought it like 3 daes ago from the supermarket so ya..

Toilets

tis was when i was in oslo, forgot to upload it.. so here i am.. in urgent need of the gents, piss on the verge of spurtin all over the floor n rush followin all the signs to wot looks like a toilet onli to arrive at tis.. guess which door i went into first.. ?!

Day 3 - Kongsberg

aye, todae we get to stay closer to home.. tis where im stayin.. verena's town.. we go fer a walk abt.. theres onli one of each.. bank, cinema, mall.. the mall bein onli 2 stories high.. but i like it here.. evrithin's bloody expensize.. met verena's frenz.. including ina her mate from the kongsberg mental institution.. as well as eva n einar(from left to right, sorry din remove the red eye, told myself i wont do much design tis hols).. went fer pizza.. we ordered 4 & ended up payin S$3oo fer 4 pizzas plus drinks n desserts.. n when i mean drinks i mean coke.. madness.. had a fight wit the casino machine coz it ate my money.. beyotch.. i tink my bonus is gone x 2..

Day 2 - Oslo

tis funny.. the snow's not even here but its bloody cold.. i get to see the town of Drumman.. actualli i saw it more yesterdae.. when we drove past.. i woke up at 6am.. damn jet lag.. sat up waitin fer the sunset but it came almost at 9.. sit in car wonderin y evrithin is so white but there's no snow.. ReNa tells me its frost.. evridamn thin is frozen (pic 1).. we head into the city center.. the onli pic i take is (pic 3).. its hard to werk the camera wit the thick gloves on n i aint gonna take em out jus to take a pic.. my fingers already dont werk.. we go in fer a snack at a pizza place at 3pm.. come out a lil after 4pm(pic 2).. the damn sun doesnt plan on helpin those dat r cold..

Day 1 - Norway

its bloody cold n ReNa drags me out to buy a real tree fer xmas.. kinda strange they sell whole trees in supermarkets, peopz here dun use fake xmas trees, i reckon they've got plenty of wood coz the houses r all wooden n there r like forests evriwhere.. she goes on abt how the dae before xmas the guys all go into the woods to drink.. but dats all i hear then the cold blocks my ears so they stop werkin.. but i still smile n nod.. aint gonna let the cold spoil my mood.. even tho i cant smell, hear, taste or touch anythin.. :S

Big Feet

@nother thin i noticed in Holland, the women r damn big, on the plane, i tot the stewardess was a tranny till the next one came in even bigger than dat one. oh my. i get off in amsterdam n they're evriwhere. i find a certain level of kink lookin at them. shuld get one. mayb on the return flight.

p.s not jus big, tall, they make me look kiddish, no wonder no one is talkin to me.. din find any trannies tho. bet those r even bigger...

Amsterdam

finally!! after god knows how many hours, i finally arrive in amsterdam, din get much sleep on the plane coz i culdnt put my seat back coz the guy behind had realli long legs.. even longer than mine.. n they had to put me on an aisle seat next to tis realli old couple.. damn broad had bladder control problems n had to go evri 5 mins.. how the hell was i gonna get any sleep so now im here in amsterdam, cranky as hell coz im tired n my hair's a mess.. bet my face is too.. brushed my teeth on the plane.. they haf such stupid rules here.. had to put all liquid items in bags.. anythin more than 100ml is confiscated.. lucky used a big chunk of toothpaste on the plane if not the dutch fools wuld haf taken it.. tink they're short of liquid stuff dis side of the world.. scanned my luggage thrice.. must b coz i was the onli black kid in the queue.. found a laptop bar to scout fer stuff to get tis done.. evrithin counts twice as much as sg.. tink my bonus is gonna go real fast.. wasted 10 euros at the casino.. i tink slot machines make more money than me.. almost missed my flight at 9am (local tyme) coz im like waitin fer the sun to rise b4 i start lookin fer my gate n all.. din noe it rises at like 8 plus here.. rushed to gate.. ran up the plane at last call.. ill see u fools when i get back..